Chick-Chick-Chicken Ranch

The sheriff and Miss Mona for years have been
Red hot lovers and real good friends
But trouble snowballed like an avalanche
At the Chick-Chick-Chicken Ranch

When Melvin Thorpe, a reporter of sorts
A self-righteous, crusading fanatic
Got on TV like you wouldn't believe
And pointed a finger right at it

Exposin' Miss Mona and accusin' the sheriff
And it rose to a roar from a whimper
It got all outta hand; the fit hit the fan
When Thorpe stirred up everyone's temper

The Chick-Chick-Chick-Chick-Chicken Ranch
Has been recouped into song and dance
And I know you wouldn't want to miss the chance
To come to the Chicken Ranch

It's foot-stompin', rug-rompin' sexy good fun
Come on down and bring someone
There's good times and trouble and fiery romance
At the best little Texas Chicken Ranch

Y'all come back now, ya hear?