Age: 24
Location: Kentucky
Occupation: Lazy bum
Likes: Stevie Nicks, Celine Dion, Judy Garland, old movies, The Golden Girls, musicals, my CD and DVD collections, Disney movies
Dislikes: Rachael Ray, stupid people...idk that's about it.
Hobbies: Being boring.

Favorite Dolly Albums: Backwoods Barbie, Rainbow, Real Love
Favorite Dolly Songs: Jolene, Coat Of Many Colors, Savin' It For You, basically anything from Backwoods Barbie
Favorite Dolly Quotes:
- [in response to whether she thinks same sex marriage should be allowed] Hell yeah, y'all should have to suffer like the rest of us.
- [asked if her breasts are hers] Yep, they're mine. Bought and paid for.
- If I had a wardrobe malfunction, I'd take out the first three rows.
- It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.